Optimus prime video game voice clips4/30/2024 ![]() (Auditioner #3 dances like a sassy retard, OP sighs in despair, and "The Transformers" Autobot segue is shown) OP: Alright, you're the sassy best friend. (Auditioner #2 leaves and Auditioner #3 is shown) OP: Well, surely you have a motorcycle in your pocket that you can press your breasts against. OP: What? You showed up to a Micheal Bay audition, and you didn't bring a car to drape yourself over? Jerry: Well, he's no Shia LaBeouf, but he might be able to pull off Carrot Top. (Cut to OP sitting beside his agent Jerry, played by Brad Jones, and observing the auditions)Īuditioner #1: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! (Crowd cheers even louder than before, but OP sighs in disappointment) Well, we're having auditions for Transformers 4. OP: Alright! Alright! There's some hope for you yet. (immediately puts down hand after realizing he is the only one, some people are snickering) Well, who wants to see Shia LaBeouf?Ĭrowd Member: Ye- Oh. (Crowd cheers again, even the women oddly enough) OP: Who wants to see hot ladies insultingly objectified with no identifiable intelligence or personality? OP: Who wants to see racial stereotypes exploited to an embarrassing degree? Optimus Prime: Greetings, humanity! I am Optimus Prime! Who wants to see explosions? ![]() Louis with his agent to recruit extras for his next movie. (Title appears on the bottom of the screen) He has been sent to Anime St. Louis) So Prime has been sent out to rebuild the hype for " Transformers 4: Explosion of the Boobs". To make things worse, Bay has lost his connections to the geek community due to rumored changes to the (A picture of the words "Racist Alien Big Boobied Explosions!" written over the crossed-out TMNT logo is shown) Ninja Turtles franchise. Narrator: Still popular and still rich, Prime finds himself hanging onto little dignity and street cred. Narrator: (voiced by Doug, mimicking "The Transformers" narrator) Last time on "Transformers," Optimus Prime (Pictures of a contract and Michael Bay are shown, then clips of the "Transformers" movie are briefly shown) sold his soul to the Devil, better known to humanity as Michael Bay in exchange for 3 hit movies, a shitload of cash, and a new found popularity in the public eye (" Transformers", " Revenge of the Fallen" and " Dark of the Moon" film posters are shown, before showing clips of the latter) but little did he know that the movies would only get worse and worse, leading his audience to an ungodly amount of boredom and stupidity. (Optimus Prime, played by Doug Walker, walks through Anime St.
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